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A Workout Wardrobe Malfunction

By Susan Schade
 
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Articles of clothing have been a source of embarrassment long before Janet Jackson performed at the Superbowl, but her memorable appearance made “wardrobe malfunction” a common term.

As if we didn’t have enough problems trying to look good and put together on a daily basis, what could be more embarrassing than having “clothing issues” while trying to burn some calories?

Have any of these following situations happened to you?

“I see London ...”
The weather outside is beyond hot. You are sweating just walking from the car to the gym.

You have dropped a few pounds and your reward was some new workout shorts and matching top. You have decided to try the latest, newest class being offered at the gym.

Your excitement builds as the music blasts, announcing the start of class. You are feeling good in your new workout outfit until it becomes embarrassingly clear that the class has way more front kicks than you were expecting.

Before long, your face looks as red as your new shirt and it is not really a lucky thing that you chose a spot at the front of the class directly facing the full wall mirrors. Thank goodness you didn’t buy a new thong too.

“Sports Bras -- Highly Recommended”
Do you remember when you first started working out? Maybe you had a trial pass at the gym before deciding if you were going to join.

Since you were still thinking about it, you didn’t want to spend your spare college money investing in all the “gear.” So you tried out the stationary machines and classes decked out in running shorts, a t-shirt, your white Keds and a regular (non-sports) bra.

Not only did you have to run on the treadmill with you arms crossed in front of you instead of comfortable moving at your sides, but during the kickboxing class, your bra strap snapped under the pressure.

Another reason to always carry a bobby pin. And by the way, every wardrobe should include AT LEAST one sports bra.

“Is it Cold in Here?”
It is not common to pay attention to what other people are wearing when you are at the gym focusing on a work out but if you looked around, you might see a lot of black.

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Susan Cody HERWriter Guide

Susan

How timely is this!

Tennis league uniforms announced. Black tennis shorts or skirts and white tops. A lot of my team-mates (and I) were put out!

White tops? Huh?

I am in good shape but with a full D cup. Me in a fitted white top is going to look way too 'shapely' and I sweat like heck. Imagine sweating it out on the courts in the heat of summer, while wearing white? Wet t-shirt competition, anyone?!

Anyway, I found a couple of good, fitted tops. The uniforms look great but I will draw attention to my figure and that is of no interest to me and you can't play decent tennis in a loose, billowy top.

I'll still kill 'em on the court though!

~Susan

May 24, 2012 - 11:32am
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