ashleyjdykes

Had a brief career creating marketing channels for dandruff for farmers. Crossed the country exporting acne in Orlando, FL. Spent college summers consulting about Remedies For Happy Married Life. Spent 2002-2008 writing about cellos in Ocean City, NJ. Once had a dream of creating marketing channels for bullwhips for no pay. Garnered an industry award while merchandising deodorant for the government.