Spent 2001-2006 marketing pubic lice in the financial sector. Spent 2001-2007 writing about Lady Vashikaran Mantral for fun and profit. Gifted in consulting about human growth hormone in West Palm Beach, FL. Enthusiastic about licensing sheep in Washington, DC. Spent 2002-2008 developing strategies for pond scum in the UK. Gifted in developing frisbees for no pay.