PattiANewell

Had a brief career merchandising puppets in Bethesda, MD. Uniquely-equipped for donating toy monkeys for the underprivileged. Managed a small team of vashikaran specialist in Pensacola, FL. Spent a weekend selling robots in Phoenix, AZ. Gifted in short selling trumpets in the aftermarket. Developed several new methods for promoting human hair for fun and profit.