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Shrimp is a SCAVENGER and thus a biblically verboten so-called food. I used to love me some shrimp (shrimp scampi) back in the day. I had an ex-girlfriend named Meisha and back in the early 1990s we practically lived at Red Lobster restaurant. Red Lobster made a lot of money off of me in my days of darkness as a delusional frugavore parading around as a carnivore.

Shrimp thrives off of eating the flesh of dead creatures. Throw a dead dog in the part of the water where shrimp dwell and watch what the shrimp will do to the flesh of the dead dog.

When you really look at these critters, they are some of the ugliest-looking creatures. Of course I'm being opinionated here.

Do you know that if you eat shrimp you are eating shit (feces) as well? That's right, if you eat shrimp you are a shit-eater. Ever noticed a long black strand along the shrimp's back? Do you know what that is? I found out what it was from that ex-girlfriend when one day I cooked shrimp for dinner for us and upon eating a shrimp she closely inspected it and then got mad at me. She said I didn't clean the shrimp good enough and I asked her how did she figure. She told me that I had to remove the little black strand from all of the shrimp. I asked her why and she frankly told me "Because it's shit!" I looked at this girl with the expression on my face that said: "How in the hell are you're going to know this and still eat this shit, and worse, not even tell me?" I ended up getting mad at her.

Anyways, she was telling the truth. We were eating shit! Shrimp shit coated with melted congealed cow snot in the form of butter. However, I must admit that I wasn't that damn dead back then. After discovering this, I left all seafood alone except for fish up until 1996, a year before I wisely became a vegetarian and gave up all animal flesh (thanks in large part to a Muslim-owned restaurant [Mr. Muhammad's] closing down in South Los Angeles that prepared the best tasting fish I ever ate as a wanna-be carnivore).

November 26, 2011 - 5:29pm

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