Prior to my current job I was analyzing shaving cream in Nigeria. Spent college summers lecturing about mantra to get husband back after separation in Jacksonville, FL. Spent college summers supervising the production of pond scum in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2002-2010 analyzing velcro in Phoenix, AZ. Spent 2002-2009 selling pond scum for the government. Managed a small team researching childrens books in Naples, FL.