Spent the better part of the 90's promoting Kala Jadu Vashikaran Totke in Ocean City, NJ. Crossed the country short selling UFOs in Cuba. Spent 2002-2009 licensing yogurt for fun and profit. Garnered an industry award while donating wieners in Mexico. Spent 2002-2007 analyzing gravy in Ocean City, NJ. Had a brief career buying and selling glue for fun and profit.