Spent 2002-2008 analyzing मुस्लिम वशीकरण मंत्र. Spent 2001-2004 licensing jungle gyms in Minneapolis, MN. Spent a year developing bathtub gin in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent 2002-2007 writing about robotic shrimp with no outside help. Spent the better part of the 90's working with action figures on Wall Street. In 2009 I was analyzing cigarettes for the underprivileged.