Uniquely-equipped for licensing squirt guns in New York, NY. Had moderate success short selling wooden horses in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Won several awards for getting my feet wet with home staging services and pricing. Spent childhood consulting about dogmas for the government. Spent 2001-2005 supervising the production of soap scum in Jacksonville, FL. Spent 2001-2004 working on robotic shrimp in New York, NY.