Meeting the parents
Okay ladies, that time has come. I have tried to put it off but the inevitable is coming. Meeting my parents. The family grapevine is a buzz with my new serious fella. They do not know his age. But we have been "hogged tied" into a meeting. UGHHHHHHHHHH. Picture archie bunker and joan rivers and those are my parents. I'm freakin' out. My fella said relax, no problem..meanwhile I am wondering how to answer the uncomfortable question that will come up, " so you're copulating my daughter- couldn't find someone you're own age?" UGHHHHHHHHHHHH and furthermore UGHHHHHHHHHHHH. anybody gotta Valium I could use.