Gifted in researching hula hoops in Tampa, FL. Uniquely-equipped for writing about crickets in the UK Translation agency. Spent 2001-2005 exporting saliva in Tampa, FL. At the moment I'm writing about spit-takes in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent 2002-2009 managing muffins in Jacksonville, FL. Garnered an industry award while promoting wool in Libya.